EPFC got a grant this year to upgrade a toilet or some such thing so what are you complaining about.

This is what will happen in my view.

Club presidents( excluding Peel) - What the f**k happened. How did Peel lose 300K.

WAFL - the financial markets melted down and Peel were caught in the middle of it and Peel is in a growing demographic zone.

Club presidents - what the f**k were you people at the WAFL doing during this time to make sure this didn't happen.

WAFL - We like to give our various clubs autonomy and Peel is in a growing demographic zone.

Club Presidents - What the f**k are paid for if you can't oversee how a club is going to the wall.

WAFL - We look after the interests of all WAFL clubs and and Peel is in a growing demographic zone.

Club presidents- Well what the f**k have you done for us lately.

WAFL - Peel is a young club and needs and our help and Peel is in a growing demographic zone. Here have 10K to upgrade your hotdog stands.

Club presidents -%$&***$#@!

WAFL - Meeting adjourned..

After the meeting:

WAFL- poodle( sorry WPFC club), Subi, SDFC, SFFC - you remember those salary cap problems you had and we looked the other way, and Perth you remember those nice grants you got this year and CFC and EFFC you know those nice zones you like to have, well mate, it is only 300K and and Peel is in a growing demographic zone and we are giving you 10 K and Peel is in a growing demographic zone.

WPFC, SFC, SFFC, SDFC, Perth FC,EFFC and CFC under their breath, #$%@!@^&%#, "Thanks WAFL for your crumbs, er 10 K and you're right of course, Peel is in a growing demographic zone".

WAFL -Well EPFC it seems you're the odd one out, remember Peel is in a growing demographic zone, and because of their financial crisis we are going to have to increase their AFL player allocation because you know, Peel is in a growing demographic zone.

EPFC - But we came last.

WAFL - You just sometimes have to take one for the team and remember Peel is in a growing demographic zone. And you've always got Bronte and Peel need 300K to operate and we need Peel because Peel is in a growing demographic zone. We'll let you have the first pick though and only redistribute one of your country teams to Peel because Peel is in a growing demographic zone.

EPFC - @%&*((()^$@!#%^^